April232014

Reblog if you are

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

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1AM

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

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6AM

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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6AM
6AM

lionhearted-fool:

imperialimpala:

emeralddreamer:

this post is perfect from start to finish

(Source: shitandotherthings, via whowilllove)

6AM
mellowmarshall:

iwanttosuckchrisevansdick:

lokiwtf:

uniquelykay:

loki-here-loki-there:

Dear God

#more like hell no cause your face gives me a heart attack

endorse

eyebrow porn.

ohhhhhh……

mellowmarshall:

iwanttosuckchrisevansdick:

lokiwtf:

uniquelykay:

loki-here-loki-there:

Dear God

#more like hell no cause your face gives me a heart attack

endorse

eyebrow porn.

ohhhhhh……

(via bowtiebirdy)

5AM

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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5AM
consultingsuperhusbands:

thescienceofjohnlock:

chroniccrusade:

I will reblog this pic every time I see it.
Cause damn.

I second that DAMN.

consultingsuperhusbands:

thescienceofjohnlock:

chroniccrusade:

I will reblog this pic every time I see it.

Cause damn.

I second that DAMN.

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5AM

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(Source: riseafterfalling, via tiktok-itsaclock)

5AM

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

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5AM
4AM

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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4AM

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

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4AM

delightfullygrimm:

isrealforus:

Watching my favourite tv series or movie:

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this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen….bless you

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